100 + tennis pick up lines that are funny, naughty, cheesy and more

Tennis pick up lines are lines or openers that you can use to strike up a conversation with someone that is interested in tennis. Here are our best tennis pick up lines:

 

“Are you a tennis ball? Because you’re making my racket hard.”

 

“Let’s play a game of ‘love.’ I’ll be the net, and you can score all over me.”

 

“Is that a tennis ball in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

 

“I’ve got a two-handed backhand that’ll leave you breathless.”

 

“Want to come over and see my impressive ‘serve’ technique?”

 

“Forget ‘deuce,’ let’s make it ‘advantage, you.’”

 

“I must be on the grass court, because I’m falling for you.”

 

“You’re the only trophy I want to take home from this match.”

 

“Let’s get into a ‘love-love’ situation together.”

 

“I hope you’re ready for a ‘net’ session because I’m ready to smash.”

 

“Can I be your ball boy/girl? I’ll fetch anything you need.”

 

“Forget tennis scoring; let’s go straight to ‘game, set, match’ in my bedroom.”

 

“Is it hot out here, or is it just our intense chemistry?”

 

“I’m like a top-ranked player: I never double-fault in bed.”

 

“Wanna see my impressive ‘drop shot’ technique? Trust me, it’s legendary.”

 

“Forget Wimbledon; we can have our own ‘love game’ right now.”

 

“I’ve got a ‘grand slam’ performance waiting for you tonight.”

 

“You must be a tennis court because I’m ready to serve and volley all night long.”

 

“I’ll be your ‘ace’ in the hole whenever you need some extra satisfaction.”

 

“I’ve got a ‘net’ waiting for you, and it’s not just on the tennis court.”

 

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Naughty tennis pick up lines

 

“Hey, you serve, and I’ll be the ball. Let’s see if you can hit me just right.”

 

“Are you ready for a ‘grandslam’ in bed? Because I’m about to serve it up real nice.”

 

“Forget ‘love,’ baby. Let’s make it ‘game, set, match’ between us tonight.”

 

“You got a backhand that’s got me sweating more than a five-set match.”

 

“I’m about to smash harder than Serena Williams at the U.S. Open.”

 

“I’ll be your ball boy/girl if you promise to let me play with your racket.”

 

“Ever tried ‘strip tennis’? Winner takes all, loser strips down to nothing.”

 

“You’re the ‘ace’ I’ve been looking for to complete my perfect match.”

 

“Wanna see my impressive ‘drop shot’ technique? It’s not just for tennis, if you know what I mean.”

 

“I’ll be your ‘net’ tonight, catching all your wild shots and returning them with interest.”

 

“Let’s make a ‘love-love’ connection that’ll have us both screaming ‘advantage, us!’”

 

“I’ll show you a ‘double fault’ you’ll never forget.”

 

“Forget the tennis court; I want to play on your court tonight.”

 

“You must be a tennis pro because you’re scoring points with me left and right.”

 

“I’m ready to volley with you all night long, baby.”

 

“I’ll make you feel like you just won the Wimbledon trophy.”

 

“My serve isn’t the only thing that’s hard right now.”

 

“I’ll be your ‘baseline’ tonight, ready to take every shot you throw at me.”

 

“Let’s make some ‘racquet’ together in bed, shall we?”

 

“I’m about to give you a ‘love game’ you’ll never forget. Game, set, match, baby!”

 

Funny tennis pick up lines

 

Are you a tennis ball? Because you make my heart bounce.

 

Do you play doubles? Because together, we could be unstoppable.

 

If love was a match, I’d serve an ace every time I saw you.

 

Are you a net? Because you’ve caught my attention.

 

Are you a tennis racket? Because you’re smashing!

 

Did it hurt when you fell from the tennis court? Because you’ve got “love” written all over you.

 

Are you Wimbledon? Because you make my heart race.

 

Do you believe in love at first serve, or should I hit it again?

 

Are you a tennis player? Because you’ve got a great backhand!

 

Are you a tennis coach? Because I could use a lesson in love.

 

Are you the French Open? Because you’ve got me feeling clayzy in love.

 

Are you a tennis court? Because you’re a perfect match for me.

 

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I need directions to your heart.

 

Are you a line judge? Because you’re definitely in my court.

 

Do you play singles? Because you’ve got me seeing double.

 

Are you a tennis ball? Because you’re making a racket in my heart.

 

Are you the Australian Open? Because I’m feeling a grand slam of emotions for you.

 

Are you a tennis fan? Because you’ve got me serving up some serious affection.

 

Are you a tennis court? Because I’m ready to score some love points with you.

 

Are you a tennis match? Because I never want this game to end when I’m with you.

 

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Flirty Tennis pick up lines

 

1. “Love is a game, and I think we’d make a great team on and off the court. Can I be your mixed doubles partner for life?”

2. “They say love means nothing in tennis, but with you by my side, my heart is serving nothing but aces.”

3. “Are you a tennis ball? Because my eyes can’t help but follow you wherever you go on the court.”

4. “I must be a tennis net because I’m finding it hard to resist your beautiful swing.”

5. “Is your name Wimbledon? Because you’ve got me falling head over heels in love with you, just like the famous grass court.”

6. “Every time our eyes meet across the court, it’s like a perfect volley of chemistry between us.”

7. “Are you a professional tennis player? Because you just served to win my heart.”

8. “You must have a great backhand because you’ve already got me spinning.”

9. “If love were a match, I’d want to go into a five-setter with you, because being with you feels like always wanting more.”

10. “Do you believe in love at first serve? Because you’ve definitely aced your way into my heart.”

 

 

How to come up with your own tennis pick up lines

 

Try to use humor and be sarcastic when coming up with new pick up lines. Below are 2 examples on why a pick up line might work.

1) “Hey, do you have a name, or can I just call you my tennis partner?” This lighthearted opener is perfect for catching someone’s attention on the tennis court. This one is easy as it will most likely result in a giggling and “sure” from your tennis crush.

2) “I must be a tennis ball, because you make my heart bounce every time I see you.” . This cheesy line works well in lightening the atmosphere and showing your interest in a light-hearted way. Plus, it’s a great chance to showcase your witty side on the court and make a lasting impression.

 

Cheesy Tennis pick up lines

 

1. “Do you believe in love at first serve, or should I ace it again?”
2. “You must be a tennis ball, because you make my heart bounce.”
3. “Are you a tennis player? Because I’m completely caught in your net.”
4. “Is your name Love? Because I’m head over heels for you.”
5. “If I were a tennis court, would you play on me? Because I’d love to be your match.”
6. “Are you a match point? Because my heart races every time I’m near you.”
7. “They say love means nothing in tennis, but with you, I’m willing to break the rule.”
8. “If love is a game, will you be my mixed doubles partner?”
9. “I may not be a pro tennis player, but I’d love to take a swing at your heart.”
10. “Is it Love-15, or are you just making my heart skip a beat?”

Remember, the key to using these pick-up lines is to be playful, confident, and respectful. So, go ahead and unleash your flirty side with these tennis-inspired one-liners. Game, set, match – love!

 

 


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